What a jerk? For A Pontiac? Re…

What a jerk? For A Pontiac? Really?

The thing that drives me crazy about people who generally park like this is that their cars are crap. Why would you go and park like a this in a Pontiac. I think the only car from the line worth maybe parking away from others would be the solstice. Just seeing this parking job gives me this crazy urge to go run a key up and down the side of the car. Something I would never do but the sheer audacity of this person’s parking job just fills me with intense dislike of them as a person and their vehicle.

The Life of Drew’s Laptop

This is a guest post from my laptop. Yeah, my laptop.

Being a laptop is not easy, my owner (now don’t go editing this Drew) is not always patient with me. I’m over 3 years old and that is like 1,000 in technological years. You know, like dog years but exponentially more. I take a while to process things these days and I am a bit set in my ways. I simply hate it when Drew holds my power button down and shuts me off before I’m through cleaning up all my data packets. That is okay I get him back every morning when he turns me on and I take 10 minutes to boot up.

Sure I’m peeling a bit but Drew doesn’t have to continue to pick at my scars and make them worse, but he does when he’s waiting for me to process big jobs. It is not my fault that I don’t have enough RAM. I can barely support 2GB and it is not like that was installed in the first place. But to scratch me up and bang me around all the time well that is just rude. I think he does it because he’s not happy with my performance. I think that is rather mean.

But I have aspirations too. I sometimes as I hibernate I ruminate about being a sleek new HP HDX16t series. I simply cannot compete with the features of this computer. From the free upgrade to 4GB of RAM (I’ve only dreamed of more than my measly 1GB) to the Vividly bright 1080p ultra-wide 16:9 infinity display. I know that Drew would love that because my display now has a weird line in it permanently which makes everything he looks at rather weird. Drew does deserve a much better laptop, faster lighter and with so many more features. I know I can’t give him that but do wish that I could. You should see the things that he can do with me, imagine if he had better equipment.

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@tedmurphy your evolution was …

@tedmurphy your evolution was scary but this one is mellow. Good old Mad Gringo is big on the mellow stuff. I love the little stick figure Jesus-like character who sports things like peace signs, American flags and also Mad Gringo gear. I received this bumper sticker along with a bunch of other Mad Gringo swag for my latest Jimmy Buffett excursion. The people at the concert were happy to receive such fun stuff. It was the perfect place to show off this cool gear.